today i am john
me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine
all my respect today goes to the boy who got arrested bc he smashed an egg on the australian senator who blamed the christchurch shootings on “muslim immigration to new zealand.” egg your local shitty politician today for solidarity with egg boy aka the only modern hero who matters
True leadership.
Every fucking President needs to take a page out of her book.
